Top 5 reasons
The 25 million dollar hoax would not work with my family...

5. Your entire family has to be there supporting you at the end.

4. The jet ride....ahh...no

3. The insult to my mother at the shopping spree...Ahh...hell no
2. Just after offering to purchase dad a used vehicle, he would have jumped in my 81,000 dollar hummer and run me over.

1. Day 1-- My mother would have put me out of my misery because this child has " lost her damn mind"
Let's just say my Fam is not as 'camera friendly'